Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels? Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days and We can drink without working for 7 days!
Santa met with an accident. Paramedic: Are you hurt? Give me your name so we can tell your family. Santa: My family already knows my name!
Santa: After having been married for long, I have realised one thing. Banta: And what exactly is it? Santa: A man who doesn't lie to his wife doesn't care about her feelings!
A man went into a bank and said to the cashier, "Will you check my balance?" Santa was also standing in the queue behind him and before the cashier could reply, Santa pushed him.
Santa went to his bank manager and said, "I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?" 'Simple', said the bank manager. "Buy a big one and wait."